Ewok
Temple
On
Endor the Ewoks think that Chewy and C-3PO are gods...(C-3PO is very
confused). And there is a huge rectangular temple in one corner of
the field where their heaps of gems, flags, wooden lances and wooden
spears are (these are the offerings). The Ewoks are worshipping Chewy
and giving him bones as offerings because their species are related
so they know Wookies like bones. When a green Ewok gives Chewy a red
flag instead of the yellow ones Chewy gets very angry and chucks it
out of the offering pile. Because the green ewok is trying to please
Chewy, he gives him a horse skeleton, and Chewy pats him with a big
bone he got from a blue ewok because he's very impressed.
The
blue ewok gave Chewy four dead horses with the meat on to outsmart
the green ewok who had only given Chewy one skeleton horse.
Chewy is very impressed because he has a tasty mound of eats! The
ewok rivals are competing to give Chewy the best offerings...Both the
ewoks are determined to give Chewy better food than the other. The
green ewok gives Chewy two skeletons and random pieces of bone, and
then Chewy is interested in gnawing on one of the broken pieces of
bone for a bit. But soon the blue ewok gives him a big dead elephant
and he took his attention away from the broken piece of bone to eat
that.
The
green ewok is very sad because he doesn't think there is anything
better he can give Chewy than the elephant that the blue ewok gave
him. He gives up and goes off to an abandoned (but still in good
condition) house. He's decided to give up giving chewy offerings.
Chewy won't have time to mind that, he's still got an enormous lump
of food!
In
the end Chewy feels a bit sick because he's eaten too much food, so
we leave him guzzling his eats, lying down feeling like he's going to
throw up. Chewy wants to eat the food just because it's there.
The
green Ewok has found a yellow Ewok,a boy and a girl flatmate. In the
house the Ewoks are pleased to find that the children have stolen a
gold coin from Chewy's pile of offerings, but they are very
disappointed when a giant frog slips the coin out of the boy's pocket
when he's running back to the house and the frog returns it to Chewy.
The green ewok is happier now because he doesn't have to give Chewy a
hundred offerings a day. He's happy about living in the house, and
has set up a second bedroom in the house (for the yellow Ewok). The
yellow ewok is interested by a silver plate on the mantelpiece, and
likes a bowling alley that's in the dining room of the house. But the
Ewoks don't know how it works and use the skittles as wine bottles!
Now
the blue Ewok is doing the usual, giving Chewy loads of stuff and
trying to give him the best things.(''He
LIKES
it?!LIKES
it?!likes
it?!''says
the yellow Ewok indignantly!.......#FAINT#.........#FAINT#)
