Thursday, 8 September 2011

The ewoks-episode1


Ewok Temple



On Endor the Ewoks think that Chewy and C-3PO are gods...(C-3PO is very confused). And there is a huge rectangular temple in one corner of the field where their heaps of gems, flags, wooden lances and wooden spears are (these are the offerings). The Ewoks are worshipping Chewy and giving him bones as offerings because their species are related so they know Wookies like bones. When a green Ewok gives Chewy a red flag instead of the yellow ones Chewy gets very angry and chucks it out of the offering pile. Because the green ewok is trying to please Chewy, he gives him a horse skeleton, and Chewy pats him with a big bone he got from a blue ewok because he's very impressed.

The blue ewok gave Chewy four dead horses with the meat on to outsmart the green ewok who had only given Chewy one skeleton horse. Chewy is very impressed because he has a tasty mound of eats! The ewok rivals are competing to give Chewy the best offerings...Both the ewoks are determined to give Chewy better food than the other. The green ewok gives Chewy two skeletons and random pieces of bone, and then Chewy is interested in gnawing on one of the broken pieces of bone for a bit. But soon the blue ewok gives him a big dead elephant and he took his attention away from the broken piece of bone to eat that.

The green ewok is very sad because he doesn't think there is anything better he can give Chewy than the elephant that the blue ewok gave him. He gives up and goes off to an abandoned (but still in good condition) house. He's decided to give up giving chewy offerings. Chewy won't have time to mind that, he's still got an enormous lump of food!

In the end Chewy feels a bit sick because he's eaten too much food, so we leave him guzzling his eats, lying down feeling like he's going to throw up. Chewy wants to eat the food just because it's there.

The green Ewok has found a yellow Ewok,a boy and a girl flatmate. In the house the Ewoks are pleased to find that the children have stolen a gold coin from Chewy's pile of offerings, but they are very disappointed when a giant frog slips the coin out of the boy's pocket when he's running back to the house and the frog returns it to Chewy. The green ewok is happier now because he doesn't have to give Chewy a hundred offerings a day. He's happy about living in the house, and has set up a second bedroom in the house (for the yellow Ewok). The yellow ewok is interested by a silver plate on the mantelpiece, and likes a bowling alley that's in the dining room of the house. But the Ewoks don't know how it works and use the skittles as wine bottles!

Now the blue Ewok is doing the usual, giving Chewy loads of stuff and trying to give him the best things.(''He LIKES it?!LIKES it?!likes it?!''says the yellow Ewok indignantly!.......#FAINT#.........#FAINT#)

3 comments: